Elixir of Life

The ancients claim that the fungi abound in the forest is the secret to longetivity and an elixir of life. Consumption of the fungi...specific species that is, will improve one's health and prolong life. In the eastern anals of sexual healing and prowess it too scores big time too claiming extended versions of your own sex life and in some cases home made videos. It awakens the giant within so to speak or is it the stirring of the snake...

Who knows...but i do not suggest stooping over and partaking of any of such fungi found on the forest floors. Pretty as they may seem and the promise of extended play time should not be your motivation to just gobble them up cooked or otherwise.

One possibility would be that your mates might have to carry you out on a makeshift stretcher or worst still...bury you where you lay.

Some of these can live for a long time, i have come across some that are still alive after 2 to 3 months later when i next visit the same site. They seem to have a long lifespan. Perhaps as tempting as they may seem not many are willing to take the risk.

Dead or Alive... either way you could get stiff!